What the fuck?

F@*k you Windex!

Monday, June 11th, 2012

What if I want dirty windows, bitch?!?

Windex you overambitious mothaf@*ka!

I leave the F@* cave and all my glass covered sh!t is dirty, I come back after you do your thing and I’m all bumping into all my patio doorways.

What if I didn’t want a clear view of myself in the mirror?

Hmm?

Every think of that?

That dirt was there to mask the abomination that I’ve become.

Now I can see myself extremely clearly and I’ve got to say that I am NOT HAPPY!!!

Plus you should have a warning on your label that you are NOT meant for glass eyes!

F@*K you Windex!

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YMWTF – Fuck You Hoes!

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012

The Angriest Super Villain in the world!

The Fuck is the Angriest Comic Book Super Villain Ever!

Fuck you Hoes!

Strutting yo shit up in this garden, like a motherfucker.

Shit, Hoes, you best get back to work and rake in that green, else there going to be some shit between you and me, yo.

Bitch, you toil when I tell you to toil and you better have the till ready too.

Hoeing aint easy, but dealing with my wraith is twice as hard as that.

Fuck you Hoes!

The Fuck is the angriest comic book super villain ever and has never fought Captain America or The Avengers!

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YMWTF – Fuck You Nose!

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Fuck you Nose!

You smell like shit!

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YMWTF – Fuck You Duck!

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Fuck you duck!

You suck, you fuck.

You’re not even a chicken that says “cluck, cluck, cluck!”

So I hate that I’m stuck with you duck in this truck, but fuck me silly if this isn’t my luck.

Also, duck I hate rhyming.

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Your Morning WTF?!? Fuck You 4G!

Tuesday, April 10th, 2012

Did you know that 4G is 10 gabillion times faster than 3G?

Did you also know that you’re totally full of horseshit 4G?!?

Just like cops, money and one-legged hookers, I can never fucking find you I need you!

4G? More like 4C which stands for CUNT, CUNT, CUNT, CUNT.

I’d be more likely to find a motherfucking Unicorn/Leprechaun orgy, than to find your service signal.

Eat 4Gallons of dicks and die 4G!

Fuck you 4G!?!

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Your Morning – What The Fuck?!? Fuck You Bank Customer!

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

Holy Shit Dude!

I have been waiting in line trying to deposit my residual checks from “The Fuck?!? Show!” for 20 minutes now.

The chick behind the counter has explained “overdraft protection” to you fuckteen fucking times!

Even though you’re a stupid asshole who couldn’t balance his checkbook, the fucking bank covered your dumb ass.

But you still don’t cocksucking get it!?

What part of listening to someone when they speak don’t you motherfucking understand?!?

Maybe if you paid more attention to the things people were saying in the real world as opposed to listening to the moronic moron things going through your head, I wouldn’t have to wait for you in the alley behind the bank and fuck you up!

Wait, did you actually tell the teller (who is the only person who should be telling anyone anything at the fucking bank) to hold on because you have a cell phone call??!??!??!??

Mothersuckfuck, I am waiting in line for you to get done and you are talking on the fucking phone!!!???!!??!??

Oh don’t worry, I just murdered you with my Fuck Stick.

Everyone in the bank applauded and the bank manager gave me a blender.

I hope you’re in hell and your eternal punishment is standing in a line that never ends.

Fuck you Bank Customer! Fuck you to hell!

The Fuck?!?