Holy Shit Dude!
I have been waiting in line trying to deposit my residual checks from “The Fuck?!? Show!” for 20 minutes now.
The chick behind the counter has explained “overdraft protection” to you fuckteen fucking times!
Even though you’re a stupid asshole who couldn’t balance his checkbook, the fucking bank covered your dumb ass.
But you still don’t cocksucking get it!?
What part of listening to someone when they speak don’t you motherfucking understand?!?
Maybe if you paid more attention to the things people were saying in the real world as opposed to listening to the moronic moron things going through your head, I wouldn’t have to wait for you in the alley behind the bank and fuck you up!
Wait, did you actually tell the teller (who is the only person who should be telling anyone anything at the fucking bank) to hold on because you have a cell phone call??!??!??!??
Mothersuckfuck, I am waiting in line for you to get done and you are talking on the fucking phone!!!???!!??!??
Oh don’t worry, I just murdered you with my Fuck Stick.
Everyone in the bank applauded and the bank manager gave me a blender.
I hope you’re in hell and your eternal punishment is standing in a line that never ends.
Fuck you Bank Customer! Fuck you to hell!