Nefarious Mustache hates The Avengers!
I, Nefarious Mustache (!), the greatest super villain of all time have fought damn near every super hero team in the galaxy and without a doubt, the douchiest team I have ever encountered are The Avengers!
Seriously, screw these guys!
I’ve fought the X-men, The Justice League, The Defenders, hell, I’ve even went up against the 7 Soldiers Of Victory with that poetry spouting mongoloid Frankenstein and while I got my ass handed to me on many occasions (mostly due to purchasing the wrong prescription eye wear. Seriously), the Avengers are simply the biggest douches ever.
God of ripping thunder
What the hell does this guy eat anyway?
Look, it’s one thing to defeat a foe in epic battle, it’s another to decimate a 10 city block radius with taco bell farts.
One day, the Avengers broke into my secret lair and killed all my henchmen, except it wasn’t my secret lair, it was my cousin’s block party and they weren’t my henchmen, they were my neighbors.
Well long story short, Thor, instead of listening to reason, lift’s his mighty leg up and unleashes one of the vilest flatulence sessions ever recorded on the smell-ometer and killed my entire neighborhood.
I only survived because I built up a resistance to “God Thunder” by watching those vile 80′s Marvel Super Hero TV movies.
Way to go God of Douches!
Thor, seriously, put a cosmic cork in it!
I'd give my left arm for The Hulk to not eat my right one!
Tomorrow: The Inedible Hulk!