What the f@*k!?!?
“Take the 11th exit off this here traffic circle and then you’re all set.”
I drove around for 7 hours trying to find my way out of what has to be the stupidest f@*king traffic invention since the armless crossing guard!
I got so lost that I literally had to move to the town I entered the traffic circle in.
Now I live in a shanty town off RT 6 with all the other people who got sucked into the Bermuda Triangle like vortex that is the Turnpike Traffic 7th Circle of hell!
It’s sort of like the land that time forgot…there are f@*king dinosaurs here living side by side with aliens from the future and hapless humans who have not been seen or heard from since the 1700′s.
Oh and the guy who invented the traffic circle is here as well. Even the f@*ker who created the thing couldn’t find his way out!
Now each night at sunset we tie rope around him and set him off into the woods to find his way out. If he tugs on the rope it means he’s found his way to civilization, but he never tugs the rope, he just ends up coming up behind us or from underground or sometimes he falls from the sky.
Each night when he fails, we murder him and burn his body, but every morning he comes back into our lost shanty town like nothing ever happened.
You see here in the Traffic 7th Circle of Hell Shanty town, you can never die…even though you want to!