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The Fuck?!?

F@*k you Traffic Circle!

Friday, June 8th, 2012
The avengers made over a billion dollars, what will Spiderman do?

Sit on a traffic circle and rotate!

What the f@*k!?!?

“Take the 11th exit off this here traffic circle and then you’re all set.”

I drove around for 7 hours trying to find my way out of what has to be the stupidest f@*king traffic invention since the armless crossing guard!

I got so lost that I literally had to move to the town I entered the traffic circle in.

Now I live in a shanty town off RT 6 with all the other people who got sucked into the Bermuda Triangle like vortex that is the Turnpike Traffic 7th Circle of hell!

It’s sort of like the land that time forgot…there are f@*king dinosaurs here living side by side with aliens from the future and hapless humans who have not been seen or heard from since the 1700′s.

Oh and the guy who invented the traffic circle is here as well.  Even the f@*ker who created the thing couldn’t find his way out!

Now each night at sunset we tie rope around him and set him off into the woods to find his way out.  If he tugs on the rope it means he’s found his way to civilization, but he never tugs the rope, he just ends up coming up behind us or from underground or sometimes he falls from the sky.

Each night when he fails, we murder him and burn his body, but every morning he comes back into our lost shanty town like nothing ever happened.

You see here in the Traffic 7th Circle of Hell Shanty town, you can never die…even though you want to!

The F@*k?!?

 

 

F@*k you Traffic Circle!

Friday, June 8th, 2012
The avengers made over a billion dollars, what will Spiderman do?

Sit on a traffic circle and rotate!

What the f@*k!?!?

“Take the 11th exit off this here traffic circle and then you’re all set.”

I drove around for 7 hours trying to find my way out of what has to be the stupidest f@*king traffic invention since the armless crossing guard!

I got so lost that I literally had to move to the town I entered the traffic circle in.

Now I live in a shanty town off RT 6 with all the other people who got sucked into the Bermuda Triangle like vortex that is the Turnpike Traffic 7th Circle of hell!

It’s sort of like the land that time forgot…there are f@*king dinosaurs here living side by side with aliens from the future and hapless humans who have not been seen or heard from since the 1700′s.

Oh and the guy who invented the traffic circle is here as well.  Even the f@*ker who created the thing couldn’t find his way out!

Now each night at sunset we tie rope around him and set him off into the woods to find his way out.  If he tugs on the rope it means he’s found his way to civilization, but he never tugs the rope, he just ends up coming up behind us or from underground or sometimes he falls from the sky.

Each night when he fails, we murder him and burn his body, but every morning he comes back into our lost shanty town like nothing ever happened.

You see here in the Traffic 7th Circle of Hell Shanty town, you can never die…even though you want to!

The F@*k?!?

 

 

F@*k you Shit Breath!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2012
Worst breath ever

I can see your breath and it looks like shit!

Holy crap!

What the f@*k did you eat that made your breath smell like that?

Did they have a 2 for 1 special on shit sandwiches down at the K-marts?

Were you a victim of The Fist of The North Star guy?  Did he punch you so hard that you’re dead already but you don’t even know it, but your breath does?

Your breath is so bad that I can smell it and we’re talking on the phone!

Your breath is so bad that the French opened a cheese shop in your mouth.

Your breath is so bad that I feel like I’m going to throw up on myself, just so I have a nicer smell in the room.

F@*k you shit breath!  F@*k you right in the breath!

 

 

Fuck You Rose!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2012
You wouldn't like the fuck when he's angry, which is all the time.

The Fuck once beat The incredible Hulk in an angry-off!

I look at you and I weep.

I sniff you and I sneeze.

I touch you and I bleed.

I eat you and I vomit.

I listen to you and hear fucking nothing.

Fuck you Rose.

The fuck has a comic book blog collection of super hero comedy!

The Fuck has never fought Iron Man, Hawkeye, Captain America, The Black Widow or NIck Fury!

 

Fuck You Toes!

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012
The Fuck is a comic book blog super villain

The Fuck has never fought Superman, Batman or Wonder Woman!

This little fucker went to market!

This little fucker stayed home (and did blow off a hooker’s ass)!

This little fuck ate roast beef (and got salmonella and died)!

This little fucker had none (he’s the one who poisoned the roast beef)!

And this little fucker went wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home (and then visited a urologist because he kept pissing in his pants on the way home).

Fuck you Toes!

Comic Book Super Villain The Fuck

The Fuck reads comic books and comic book blogs!

YMWTF – Fuck You Hoes!

Tuesday, May 1st, 2012
The Angriest Super Villain in the world!

The Fuck is the Angriest Comic Book Super Villain Ever!

Fuck you Hoes!

Strutting yo shit up in this garden, like a motherfucker.

Shit, Hoes, you best get back to work and rake in that green, else there going to be some shit between you and me, yo.

Bitch, you toil when I tell you to toil and you better have the till ready too.

Hoeing aint easy, but dealing with my wraith is twice as hard as that.

Fuck you Hoes!

The Fuck is The Angriest Super Villain

The Fuck is the angriest comic book super villain ever and has never fought Captain America or The Avengers!

 

YMWTF – Fuck You Nose!

Monday, April 30th, 2012

Fuck you Nose!

You smell like shit!

YMWTF – F*ck You Censorship!

Friday, April 27th, 2012

F*ck You Censorship!

Trying to tell me what the f%#k I can and can’t say?

I say F$#k you c@(% sucker, f*#k you in your c&%ty a@@h*le!

Also, s%^t, bi%ch, c@ckaholic, c#m gu&&!ing f@&t sniffer!

I got me a first amendment right to f%$k up yo s&1T, B)*&^% with my c@c% smoking F786544derchuffle.

And if you don’t like that you can kiss my mo&^%f(*&%$&* aQQ!

Sincerely,

The F*ck!

YMWTF – Fuck You Duck!

Thursday, April 26th, 2012

Fuck you duck!

You suck, you fuck.

You’re not even a chicken that says “cluck, cluck, cluck!”

So I hate that I’m stuck with you duck in this truck, but fuck me silly if this isn’t my luck.

Also, duck I hate rhyming.

 

 

YMWTF – Fuck You Balls!

Wednesday, April 25th, 2012

Fuck you balls, get off of my chin!

It doesn’t matter that I passed out drunk, balls, you should not be on my chin.

No, covering my eyes like two coins to see the gay ferryman from the River Dicks is also not acceptable.

If I told you my chin and my eyes were not OK places for you to be, balls, do you really think I’m OK with you covering my ears?  What?

The only acceptable place for balls to be are zipped up behind a pair of pants or 1 pant if you’re poor.

Balls, listen carefully…

FUCK YOU!

 

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