You think comic books are fiction, I know better!
So, here, now, I, Nefarious Mustache (!) present today’s “Comic Book Stache”
Item: Let’s all salute Steve Rogers A.K.A. Captain America who has re-signed with Marvel Comics for another 10 year deal.
Rogers, who looks amazing for a 95 year old, was considering starting his own imprint after Marvel “killed him off” (They sent him on the standard “you’re dead” resort vacation) a couple of years back, but recanted after Marvel gave in to all of his contract demands, including a spacious Brooklyn townhouse, a date with each year’s Miss America and his very own Nathan’s Hot Dog Stand.
Way to go Captain, I look forward to another 10 years of getting punched in the face by you!
Item: Wonder Woman to star in new “Puppetry of The Boobs” off-off Broadway show.
Or this was some Breast Cancer screening thing. Knowing her it was probably the latter…she’s so boring.
Item: Northstar to marry his partner Kyle.
Hopefully, lots of straight people will get up in arms about this and continue to spread evil thoughts throughout the universe.
Maybe, Northstar will get so pissed that he’ll unleash his care bear stare on a million moms and turn them into a million piles of ashes.