Superheros tend to punch me in the face

I, Nefarious Mustache (!) have truly been punched in the face quite often!

There is just something about my face which seems to say “Please punch me.”

It is as if my nose has a knuckle magnet buried deep within.

One day, I will have revenge on the face punchers and so I keep a list.

You do not want to be on the list because all of these people will one day pay for their punches to my facial region.

So here, now, I present a list of people who have punched me in the face:

Iron Man – which sucked since his fist is Iron and my face is not.

Captain America – who punched me in the face with his shield which is even tougher than Iron.

Hawkeye – He did one of those fancy from the elbow, back hand punches.

Hulk –  He looked at me like he was going to punch me in the face, so I beat him to the punch and did it myself, still he is on the list.

Black Widow – Even though she was punching me in the face, it was worth it to watch her jiggle while she did it.

Nick Fury – He lifted his eye patch and a tiny fist came out…and punched me in the face.

Spider-man – Web punch in the face.

Spider-Woman – Web punch in the face.

Spider-girl – Web punch in the face.

Internet-boy – Web punch in the face.

This concludes part 1 of my “People who have punched me in the face list”.  Because I am an artist I typed out this list by slamming the keyboard against my face until the right letters came out.

-NF