When Ogre George asked me, Nefarious Mustache (!), to plug his real estate business I, Nefarious Mustache immediately said “Yes!”
Ogre George is an Ogre (what real estate agent isn’t right?) and helped The Selective Society Of Super Villain’s find our new lunar base land plot. O.G. is truly the best, most evil real estate agent out there…and that’s saying something!
So, here, now, take a goose and a gander at Ogre George’s Evil Advert:
The O.G. Real Estate Agency: Real Estate For The Selective Super Villain
Are you a super villain looking for a lair that makes a statement?
Shouldn’t that statement be “my lair kicks your lair’s ass!”?!?
Then look for further than The O.G. Real Estate Agency: Real Estate For The Selective Super Villain
An evil mastermind’s lair needs to have a certain je ne sais quoi.
Something special, like this palatial underground hive located in the worlds deepest uranium mine.
(pictured henchmen included)
Discrete, unmapped and blast proof, this steampunk influenced, underground ranch style abode features hundreds of details including two sound proof torture chambers, frescos by Ted Bundy and dozens of escape tunnels…Not that you need them. (wink, wink).
Crush your foes in style and stay calm in the knowledge that strategically placed booby traps will crush, slice or mangle those who try to stop you. This pad will have you saying “Mine! All Mine!!”
More of a mad scientist? Ask about our newest listing!
A tropical island formerly managed by the preeminent Dr. Moreau, will have you screaming…no wait those are the screams of the innocents being flayed in your private island “science” lab.
To schedule a viewing with the O.G. of ogre real estate agents, just leave a comment here on the post and I will find you. (weekdays only)