Our bank has informed us that we are now in default on our jumbo, jumbo mortgage of 87 billion dollars that we took out before the housing market crashed and that they are going to evict The Selective Society Of Super Villains from our Lunar (see: The Moon) base.
First off, you gave 87 billion dollars to the leader of an evil society of super villains who walked into your bank in a mask with a talking monkey and a robot with fully exposed robot genitalia. What did you think was going to happen?!?!
Second off, good luck getting to the moon to take possession of our base!
What are you going to do? Call the Moon Police to come and enforce your foreclosure?
Third off, eat a bad of dicks.