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F@*k You Fake Memorials

Monday, May 28th, 2012
Alan Scott is gay

Roast your memorial day BBQ on this, muthaf@*ker!

F@*k you fake memorials!

Stiffling back one tear one day per year,

While the other 364 days you couldn’t give two sh!ts.

F@*k you Memorial Day sale and Memorial Day BBQ,

F@*k you politicians who lower flags to half mast and deliver passionate speeches about how we must honor our troops on Monday only to turn around on Tuesday and not act on any of the things you spoke about the day before.

F@*k past tense memorializing, try present tense taking actions to support our troops at home and abroad.

F@*k you fake memorials!

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