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When I accepted The F@*K as Chief Editorial Editor here at EvilNewsDaily.com, I knew nothing about SEO (Search engine optimasomething).
Sure I was the smartest smart person on the planet, but even a genius needs a little time to read up on a new subject before he (I) becomes the absolute master of it.
What I (he) discovered is that The F@*k with his cockedy, cock, cock potty mouth musings coupled with our own Gay Monster Rights activist The Faggoth (whose mouth is very clean I assure you), has set off a crisis in the EvilNewsDaily-verse.
A crisis of Infinite Monster Cocks!
EvilNewsDaily is a blog written by Super Villains to take over the world through our evil blogticles (articles + blogs = blogticles), not some truck stop cock fest for people looking for terms like ”Time Traveling Sex Predator”, “Monster Cocks 3D” and “Gonzo Pakistan Pregnant sex”.
Seriously, people typed in those terms into a search engine AND FOUND US!
So the countdown is on!
Enjoy your Infinite Monster Cocks while you can, because soon they will be zero’d out forever!
I am,
Cocks will die!
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